Brief Primer on Japanese History.

Japan was founded at Year Nought when divine starburst gifted the world Amaterasu, Japan Sun God, from whom all Japanese pure breed are direct descendant.

From there came Samurai days, some pottery, invention of rice, invention of peace, invention of crudely-rendered pornographical lithographical wanking magazine, then brief excusrion into Asia to spread heartfelt gospel of Japanese peace and love and harmony to face and skull of slovenly chinaman via bayonet to the cock then very, very cross seppo arrive over Japanese airspace uninvited and detonate Big Boy A-Bomb motherfucker all over peaceful noble Japanese groinmeat and ballsacks then sony cassette walkman production begins in earnest which brings us to today thank you enjoy brief stay in japan Mr rugby fan and then immedieatley following match this way to the airport thank you this way please thank you foreign cuntface Japan is safety country move along now please thank you now get the fuck out.

--Masahiro Sato.